- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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