- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

A guy was beet by his wife.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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