Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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VITAMIN C!

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Anti Joke

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