Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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