- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Women's Rights

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What's the new green? Green

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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