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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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A women in the kitchen.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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