A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Communism hehe xd

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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