Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

womens rights

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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