How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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