- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

I have a really funny joke.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

The american education system.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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