Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Anti Joke

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