- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

a black man pays his child support

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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