Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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What's one plus one? two.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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