- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What's better than a stick? A stone

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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