What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

My jeans

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Matthew Wyckoff

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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You are joking right?

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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