Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Where's my baby??

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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