I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Communism hehe xd

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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