Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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