What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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bite me

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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men's rights activists

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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