What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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