Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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knock knock? come in

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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my penis

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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123 f*ck off

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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12 in general

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Cripples are lame.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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