- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

knock knock? come in

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

my penis

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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