- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

How you know when dislextic

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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