What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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whats green and lives in the water

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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