What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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What's just not right? Left

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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asdasdasdasd

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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