- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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