why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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