- Anti Joke

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Bark I'm a tree

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.