Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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