- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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