- Anti Joke

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

-7

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

-7

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

-7

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

-7

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

-7

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

-7

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

-7

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

-9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex