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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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