- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

antonio has a penis head.lol

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

i saw amango it splootered

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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