An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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