Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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