- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Women's rights

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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