Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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I asked her where you were.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Hello penis

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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