a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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