why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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