- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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