What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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