- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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