- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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