- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

there once was a frog with no leggs

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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