- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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