What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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How old are you? 7

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What is green and slow Grass.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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