How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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