- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Knock knock Fuck off!

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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