- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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