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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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