- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

bite me

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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