Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Jordan is pregant

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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