- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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