a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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It's all Taggart

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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