What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

A hill billy went fishing

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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