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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

A hill billy went fishing

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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