What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Death by kayak

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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