- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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