TRICERATOPS!

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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