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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

How old is victor? Half past dead

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

A house comes around the corner.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.