What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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hi

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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womens rights

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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