- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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