- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Faithful men.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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