- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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