Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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are u black unlucky

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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