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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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