An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

womens rights

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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