- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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