- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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