- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

my penis

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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