Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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