You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Women's rights

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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