What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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