- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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