- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

A man penetrates another man.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

this website even though its hilarious.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

women's rights.

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