What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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David Cameron

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Where's my baby??

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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