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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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