- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

The child was fired from his job.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

If you have a stroke, call 000

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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