Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

A house comes around the corner.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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