- Anti Joke

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing