Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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