Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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