Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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