Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Anti Joke

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