- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

pudding

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Gay rights.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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