- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

sky silverstein

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Jebron Lames.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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