A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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