Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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I will create more jobs for americans

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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