- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What's just not right? Left

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

men, men like men= men+bed

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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