it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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