- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Knock knock. Its open.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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