- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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