I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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