- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Joesph Triphook.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

This sentence is a lie.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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