- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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