- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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