What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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