Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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richard is fag

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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