I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Gay rights.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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