- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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