- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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