What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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