- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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