Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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