Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

He--Hey guys

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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