- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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