Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Golf.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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