- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

I have an idea! You leave.

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