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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

race-car = rac-ecar

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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