- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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