what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Apple juice.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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