- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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