- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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