- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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