A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What is cowboy say

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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