Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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This is an anti-joke.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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