- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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