Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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A American seeking into mexico

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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