- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" giggles friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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