- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Guest what in the butt

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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