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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

whats 2+2? 4

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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