What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Sarah Palin.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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