Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

I like school Said no one ever.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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