- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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