A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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