What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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