- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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