- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

A guy at a baseball game....

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

The New York Giants

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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