- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What do black people eat? Food.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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