My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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