Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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