Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

what to call someone thats gay zak

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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